I was making some kind of noodles for lunch today and one of the directions said "optional."
That frustrated me. Does that mean it's absolutely mandatory that you follow the other directions? If I don't bring the water to a boil before I put the noodles in am I going to hurt somebody? I don't think so. When it comes down to it you don't have to do anything that stupid package says. The automatic assumption that you are planning on eating the noodles is the only bases the noodle people have in directing you with what to do with them.
In reality, the back of the package should say something more like "directions: optional"
1 comment:
that is freakin' hilarious!
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